Pregame Warmup (Appetizers)
The Field of Greens (Salads)
The 1st Quarter (Burgers)
The 2nd Quarter (Chicken)
The 3rd Quarter (Po-Boys)
The 4th Quarter (Wings)
The Veggie Playbook
Extra Innings
Combo Lunches
Blue Plates| Sides
Lounge Fare
Little Dawgie Meals
Sweet Action
Drinks
Our Catering Menu
The Veggie Playbook
If you can eat it, we can fake it!
Pay To Play Pickles-$6.99
Dill pickle chips hand battered and fried golden brown. These were so good they were demanding money to be on the menu! Served with your choice of ranch or our famous comeback sauce.
Flagrant Fried Shrooms-$7.99
A plate full of fresh golden fried mushrooms that get physical about conquering your hunger.
Knock Out Nachos-$8.49
Tortillo chips topped with Queso, Jalopenos, Sour cream, and Salsa.
Ringer Onion Rings-$8.49
In an amateur world of frozen onion rings these are the ringer. Freshly cut onions hand battered in our master batter and fried golden brown.
Stagger Cheese Sticks-$9.99
The cheesiest and the best in town! Hand battered and fried golden brown. We give you a choice of mozzarella or pepper jack. You can even mix ’em! it comes with a marinara dipping sauce.
Champ’s Chips & Dip-$4.49
This is the perfect doggy fan snack. Tortillo chips served with Salsa.
Add $1 for cheese dip
“The Greatest” Garden Salad $8.49
A fresh bed of greens with red cabbage, carrots, cucumbers, grape tomatoes, celery, onions, bell peppers, and shredded cheese. Served with two (2) dressings of your choice.
The Big Fake Fake Salad $10.99
This is a big boy for a salad! Fake chicken on a fresh bed of greens with red cabbage, carrots, cucumbers, grape tomatoes, celery, onions, bell peppers, and shredded cheese. Served with two (2) dressings of your choice, or for $.50 more add one of our signature sauces!
The Big Blue Impersonator $9.99
A fresh bed of greens with red cabbage, carrots, cucumbers, grape tomatoes, and blue cheese crumbles, topped with fake chicken. Then spice it up with your chicken with buffalo sauce. Served with two (2) blue cheese dressings.
The Patty Wanna Be $12.99
It’s a special veggie burger sitting on top of texas toast covered in a heaping pile of french taters, smothered with queso cheese. (Excludes sides & add ons)
The Victory Veggie Burger $11.99
It’s just the best fake burger in town. No tricks or gimmicks, just the way a fake burger should be. Your choice of mayo, mustard, onions, lettuce, tomatos, & pickles. For $.79 more you can make it a cheese burger.
Topless Faux Chick $12.99
Oh My Goodness, These gals ran off and forgot their buns. Golden fake chicken tenders shaken in hot sauce sitting on top of texas toast covered in a heaping pile of french taters, smothered with queso cheese.
(Excludes sides & add ons)
The Faux Real Chicken Sandwich $12.49
Our fake chicken breast comes dressed with mayo, lettuce, tomatoes, and pickles. Remember our signature sauces, or we’ll shake her in hot sauce, & make her a “Hot Chick” for another $.50.
All The Faking Way Chicken Sandwich $12.49
Fake chicken breast smothered in sauteed onions, mushrooms, bell peppers, & swiss cheese
McJugger Nuggets $12.99
Four (4) Fried Monster chicken tenders that gave us the shake & bake.
Because now they’re fake!
Pick 3 Veggies
Mac n Cheese
Garlic Mashed Potatoes
Fried Green Tomatoes
Rice & Gravy
Southern Peas
Turnip Greens
Green Beans
Fruit Cup
Sliced Maters
Fried Okra
Sweet Taters
Fries
Chips
The Dudy Noble Donut $4.99
It’s quite “Noble” when you think about it.
It’s 2 grilled donuts with a scoop of ice cream.
Compliments of the “Grand Slam Cafe” from The Left Field Lounge
AL-MOND-GOD!! BALLS $4.99
Another Staggerin special soon to be copied by other restaurants. So my granny & I were smoking till the munchies hit. All we had was Almond Joy in the house. So, she did what every soutern cook would do. She battered fried it! First response was, “OH, MY GOD”!! You can also add ice cream for $2!
Tenders
50 for $125
100 for $225
Wings
50 for $75
100 for $135
Sauces are not included
8 ozs for $2
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